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The Muppet Hive
Note: This is a bit of a spoof,
Yet containing grains of truth.
Part of being wise is to play the fool,
Even though you KNOW it ain’t so cool-
In the Muppet Hive!
Eve 2-19-99
So they say I’m a queen of the UFO lunatic fringe,
An alien abductions expert, reptilian aliens make me cringe!
I got me a pair of black MATRIX boots
Like Trinity my heroine, in the MATRIX movie.
Cause I gotta be tough, smart and bad.
Got my homegirl shirt in a navy blue plaid.
But I wear my string of pearls too.
And my Jessica McClintock perfume too.
Cause I be bad, yeah. I be bad, yeah.
They be talkin’ behind my back, givin’ me flack.
Calling me a whacko on the muppet mainstream track.
But I’ll tell you a thing, or two or three.
From the Queen of the UFO community.
I’m just an abductee homegirl out on the front lines
Fighting a spiritual war with the meanest reptilian alien slime…
The Hive of the Alien collective Mind
wants to enslave all us humankind.
Fluorescent body marks, alien implants and love bites too.
What’s an alien abductee supposed to do?
So you want to be free? Come walk with me.
Just face your oppressor Enemy.
Say, “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?”
I’m the Queen of the UFO community!
I got me a pair of black MATRIX boots
Like Trinity my heroine in the MATRIX movie.
Cause I gotta be tough, smart and bad.
Got my homegirl shirt in a navy blue plaid.
Cause I be bad, yeah. I be bad, yeah.
They be talkin’ behind my back, givin’ me flack.
Calling me names on the muppet mainstream track.
But do they know what the aliens have in store for you?
Better get ready and put on your MATRIX boots!
Cause we’re all abductee homegirls and & homeboys too.
On the front lines, invading the Alien Hive Mind.
We’re gonna infect it with a virus, of the love vibration kind
so we can save the rest of humankind.
So you want to be free? Come walk with me…
Just face your oppressor Enemy.
Say, “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?”
We’re your abductee homeboy and homegirl family!
We got us a pair of black MATRIX boots,
Like Neo and Trinity in the MATRIX movie.
Cause we gotta be tough, smart and bad.
I got my homeboy shirt in a navy blue plaid.
Cause we be bad, yeah. We be bad, yeah……
So you wanna be free? Come walk with me.
Join your abductee homegirl and homeboy family.
Cause we’re goin’ into the Muppet Hive.
The collective Hive Consciousness of the Alien Mind.
Spiritual Warfare of the strangest kind.
Into the Muppet Hive, the Muppet Hive.
The Collective Hive Consciousness of the Alien Mind….
So you wanna be free? Come walk with me.
Just face your oppressor Enemy.
Say you talkin’ to me, you talkin’ to me?
We’re your abductee homegirl and homeboy family.
We’re gonna break free from the Alien Hive Mind
Break the programming and infect the Hive
Infect it with a virus of the Love Vibration kind!
Cause we’re goin’ into the Muppet Hive.
Gonna take down the Muppet Hive, the Muppet Hive….
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